Spoilers from the next Twilight movie.

We call this one The Slingshot!

Look out for the turtleneck!

She looks like one of the villains from The Fifth Element.

Must have been texting.

Some things are just better left in the dark.

I dug a hole halfway to China on a par 4 once.

For the record: elephant > lizard.

When he's not sniffing butts he solves crimes and mysteries.

This is almost as cool as my tattoo of Oprah riding on a unicorn.