Possibly the best t shirt ever created.

Las Fantasticas Tortugas!!!1!1!

I want this wallpaper because I would enjoy becoming cross eyed and barfing everytime I enter my room.

There is a price to being too efficient.

Justice is served.

Hope he didn't dent her trunk. Zing!

I'm sure I've seen this on America's Funniest Home Videos... circa 1994.

Why do Asians hate the rest of the world?

Protect the jelly filling, serve it directly to our mouth.

Son of a beach.