August 7th, 2009
I hope you have enjoyed this full week of pictures, we’ll be back to our regular programming next week.
The creator of this statue had to have planned for this kind of stuff to happen.
"Next stop: Wal-Mart! Alllll aboard!"
Step One: Build rocket ship. Step Two: Outer space.
It always starts off as hugs and kisses, later on is when the bleeding starts.
World's first bubble gum flavored goat.
They came to steal your cable.
Someone should make a movie about someone being shrunk and trapped in their lawn. That'd be a hit for sure.
Camera failure.
Should have asked for a straw if you were going to be so stubborn about taking the damn helmet off.
This looks awesome! What nation is this and where do I sign up?
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August 6th, 2009
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Manly.
It's actually an ad for sky blue paint.
Zero to awesome in 2.6 seconds.
Do they mean on the lawn or inside the house?
Cute as a button; a green, slimy, hat-wearing button.
I bought two in case I want to take a friend or I lose the original.
Dumbo knows his way with the ladies.
This picture will change your life.
I guess that makes dentists police officers.
Never approach a talking bear.
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August 5th, 2009
no pill needed to enlarge these, just click em
This vintage ad sure does make me hungry. Look at that meat! Mmm, mmm, mm, mm, mm!
Is it stabbing him through or is it melting on his pecks of molten steel?
Working with kids is ten times worse than working with animals.
Helpful advice for any lost traveler.
Everyone's original.
This is officially a no jumping-jacks zone.
Times are tough; your relationships will be tested.
So wrong.
My mistake, I thought I was doing College Pilates.
Read, observe, obey.
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August 4th, 2009
if you’re happy and you know it, click the pic to make it bigger
Same goes for fans of ping pong and those watching matches of beer pong as well.
"Oh noes!"
The elusive algebra homework... I mean, unicorn, the elusive unicorn.
Wrestling on ice!
So that's how they do it...
The smelliest laptop you'll ever see.
Jokes on him! He wrote right when he should have wrote write! Ha, jerk!
In America he has a Cute Factor of 4.5. In the Far East he has a Deliciousness Factor of at least 7.
Viral ad for District 9.
Batman sure knows how to give it to the bad guys!
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August 3rd, 2009
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And you thought your dollar wasn't taking you as far as it used to.
Either this city has a terrible pot hole problem or this driver just miserably failed the parallel parking portion of their driving exam.
The many, many uses of sticky notes.
Size matters, gentlemen.
Example of a bad time for a group hug.
This little piece of lawn only eats kids with huge heads. Sucks to be this boy.
Why walk your dog when you take all of the fun and purpose out of it and just carry your dog instead?
I don't get it.
There is no spoon, nor is there a banana.
The new Cougar Barbie.
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July 31st, 2009
-Shopping for tampons was the third most embarrassing purchase I’ve ever made.
-I updated my last will and testament today. I requested that for my funeral I be cremated over ten George Foreman Grills and then packaged away inside a Space Bag.
-Einstein was an atheist. If atheism is good enough for that dummy, it’s good enough for me.
-I buy stacks of greeting cards in Spanish and give them to my English speaking friends. They’ll never know if the holidays even match up and I won’t have to spend an hour picking out “the perfect card for the occasion”.
-I’m a fan of horror movies. I love to see the twinkle in someone’s eye as their head rolls across the floor boards of an abandoned cabin.
-When someone requests “I want your honest opinion”, typically whatever follows is usually pretty far from honest.
-Your momma is so fit and intelligent I kinda want to be your stepfather.
-Today’s word of the day is cunnilingus. Repeat after me, cunn-i-ling-us. It’s what a boy does to a girl after she showers and typically only before they get married.
-Is it scadoodle or scadaddle?
-My goal is to put a smile on every person’s face – even if I have to walk around the streets and physically make them smile using my fingers.
-Getting someone a gift card for gasoline is a pleasant way of saying “I didn’t know what to get you, but I’d like for you to go away.”
-Being tall saves me roughly $57.84 annually on ladder purchases and the buying of stepstools.
-I’ve faked my death to avoid going to word twice for the same company.
-You’re not supposed to run with scissors, but skipping is okay.
-Love is a fire. Stomp it out quick before it spreads!
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July 30th, 2009
Pok3 teh p1c to 3nter le37 l4rge m0d3.
Keep those babes away with your hip, 30lb calculator.
Self sufficiency at its best.
Moonwalk crossing area. Around the corner is the "Walk Like An Egyptian" crosswalk.
Math is beautiful, even if the answer is wrong.
Poor design generates fresh content for the world wide web.
Iron Man. Fighting wrinkles and making creases like it's no ones business.
Party like it's 1789!
He's doing his happy dance.
The next-best thing to the actual thing.
An eloquent let down.
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July 29th, 2009
-If I had a pet dragon, I’d host more barbeque parties.
-It’d be really hard to hide the evidence if you were having a romantic affair with a giant Cheeto puff.
-I’m going to get my nipples pierced and then gauged so that way I have a place to hang my keys when I don’t have any pockets.
-Trapper Keeper binders don’t do a very good job of catching cats that stray into your yard.
-A turtle, a sloth and a snail walk into a bar… Nevermind, this joke is going nowhere fast.
-Overly starched britches are the next best thing to wearing a cardboard box as pants.
-I doubt that the expression “silent but deadly” was ever used to describe anything but farts.
-”Hush Puppies” was a slang term for women’s breasts before it became a popular southern food item.
-My junior year, I had a classmate that really was old school – he sat in the back row of the class and carved the end of his pencil with a hunting knife. When he wanted to write with ink he’d have to set up his ink well and quill pen set.
-A good band name would be “Fine Tonal Quality”. Their first album can be called “Fine Music Arranged In A Meaningful Succession”.
-Have you ever felt like your liver is on fire, your kidneys are full of acid and it feels like all of your fingernails are being bent back slowly? Me neither, but it sounds like it would hurt.
-The world economy is so bad that even brothels are making cutbacks. For example, in Germany, many brothels have added an all-you-can-eat type sexual arrangement instead of the customer paying for hourly services. While that method is new, they have had other special offers to help increase business such as discounts for disabled patrons, and 10% if you ride a bicycle or take public transportation to the brothel. [Article source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/5922789/Recession-hit-brothels-offer-novel-promotions.html ]
-Picking out condoms and lube together as a couple isn’t romantic, even if it is by candlelight.
-Right now I’m recovering from a serious bubble gum flavored Pepto-Bismol addiction.
-Assume all strangers are assholes. You will be pleasantly surprised to find out that most of them turn out to just be jerks.
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July 28th, 2009
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Brains are the foundation for any healthy diet.
This is how Twilight should have ended.
Find the sense in this picture and I'll pay you $5.
Everyone enjoys a good piggy-back-goat-ride.
Photoshop failure. According to this graphic editor, African Americans don't show up in mirrors. Cleavage, however, takes center stage.
If your genitals feel like they're on fire, thats not an STD, that's just the love burning you up.
Lazy buildings, always lying down when they think no one is watching.
Taking "hat hair" to a whole other level!
Thanks to Google now you can know that no one is pooping. Well, that and that some people aren't paying their taxes. Fiber and taxes; that's what makes the world go round.
Now that's my kind of cartoon violence!
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July 27th, 2009
-Love is in the air, I can feel it filling my nostrils and I think it’s going to make me vomit.
-Playing with fire is a good way to get burnt. Playing with donuts is a good way to get delicious.
-Before I die, I want to say “Geez Louise!” to someone actually named Louise.
-I don’t play the lotto because my lucky number is 0.00045682. Last I checked, on lotto tickets you have to pick whole numbers. Fuck that.
-The McDonald’s premium chicken meals are actually just regular chicken meals. The chicken just appears “premium” in comparison to their regular it’s-only-one-day-past-expiration-and-it’s-only-been-dropped-on-the-floor-twice chicken.
-It’s a bad sign of the times when you go to class and your teacher is more drunk than you are.
-I bet there is a really funny story behind the first scientist to realize and test what Viagra would do.
-If someone could somehow combine zombies, pirates, and ninjas into one movie, they could probably create the best movie of all time for infinity and forever.
-I’ve got a really great idea for a product, but I hesitate to share it because I really believe it could net me millions of dollars. Anyways, here it goes: edible underwear made out of nicotine gum for people who are trying to quit smoking. The tagline for the product will be “When you just have to quit, but you don’t want to stop.”
-It’s wishful thinking to believe that after years of marriage every day will be “hump day” like when you were just dating.
-In the future we’ll have brown seas, green skies, and dead grass. I suppose that’s something to look forward to.
-”The Interstate highway system has made it possible to go from sea to shining sea without seeing anything.” – Charles Kuralt
-If somehow, you and I were stranded in the middle of the ocean on a row boat, I’d probably let you do the rowing. That is, until delirium sets in and you start to look like a big juicy hamburger.
-IMAX is short for Image Maximum… Not very special, huh?
-”The empty box holds an almost infinite number of treasures.”
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