Before we get knee deep in vinegar though, we need to get the basic facts out of the way first. The generally accepted definition of a “douchebag” is someone who posses a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance, who engages in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
-Being a douchebag is like any other fun disease in the fact that it’s contagious.
Example 1 - Douche Group
-Like many other plagues on today’s culture, being a douchebag is a fad. It’s a trend that will eventually go the way of the dodo and the rest of the world will let out a big sigh of relief. Because, there for a moment, adults feared that the future of our species would be a collection of abundant hair gel products and fake tanning bronzer.
-Some people have made a living off being a douchebag. Judge Judy and Dr. Phil are two great examples.
Example 2 - Famous Douche
-That’s right; you don’t have to be a guy to be a douchebag anymore. Like I said, it’s contagious.
-Although the term “douchebag” is used pretty much exclusively in the United States, thanks to modern amenities like television and the glorious internet, douchebaggery is spreading across the globe. Here are some Swedish d-bags:
Example 3 - Swedish Douches
-This brings me to another common practice of these Oompa Loompas: pointing in random directions during photographs. It’s as if they are actually telling us “Don’t take a picture of me; there is actually someone of depth and integrity over there to the left.”
Example 4 - Gesturing Douches
-Even disagreeing with them as much as I do, the fact is, douchebags do get the ladies attention. Take this lucky douche for example:
Example 5 - Lucky Douche
-Maybe the girls like them because they both use the same Maybelline products or maybe it’s because these vinegar bags spend more time at the mall than the girls do. Who knows.
Example 6 - Pretty Douche
-Like all trends though, it’s not for everyone, and not all girls are fans of douchebags [luckily].
Example 7 - Busted Douche
-I’ll be counting down the days until this trend fades out of existence. Until then however, don’t be a complete tool.
Example 8 - Too Many Collars Douche