-The Middle East: Why Princess Jasmine Can’t Show Her Face In Public And Why Its Okay For Aladdin to Take A Dozen More Wives

-Point and Laugh At the Hunchback of Notre Dame

-Little Mermaids Gone Wild

-Pluto’s House of Knives and Other Sharp Objects

-Wonderland – Alice’s Anti-Drug

-Fun Things to Do With Sleeping Beauty Before You Wake Her Up

-The Euthanization of 101 Dalmatians

-Seven Dwarfs and The Train Ran On Snow White – The Tram Ride

-Recreations of Drunk Driving Accidents and How Speed Kills: Hosted By Lightning McQueen of Cars

-The Incredibles’ Remarkably Less Than Incredible Ride

-Minnie’s Brothel House

-Tarzan’s Loincloth Etiquette

-Where French-Fries Come From: Demonstrated by Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead from Toy Story

-Cinderella’s Ride Through Puberty and How To Lose Your Virginity To A Prince

-The Pocahontas Pass-The-Pipe Experience

-Dumbo’s Stupid Big Ass Ears