B-List Superheroes

B-Superhero: The Almighty Crease!
Special Ability: Has the ability to fold clothes extremely well.

B-Superhero: The Well Groomed Gentleman!
Special Ability: Perfect hygiene.

B-Superhero: Rinse Cycle!
Special Ability: Never loses socks in the dryer and never leaves a red shirt in with whites.

B-Superhero: Algorithm Maniac!
Special Ability: Master of the math problem.

B-Superhero: Exact Change!
Special Ability: Always has the exact amount for any transaction.

B-Superhero: The Spare Button Wrangler!
Special Ability: There in a snap whenever you loose a button and sometimes when you loose a zipper.

B-Superhero: The Living Google Search Box!
Special Ability: Always there whenever you need to look something vital up.

B-Superhero: Mr. Roboto!
Special Ability: Capable of breaking out the most realistic robot dance moves the world has ever known.

B-Superhero: Really Obvious Statement Maker!
Special Ability: There for the greater good of humanity when we need someone to walk out in the rain and say “Man, I think it’s raining.”

B-Superhero: The Hang Man!
Special Ability: Able to solve any Hangman puzzle in three guesses or less.

B-Superhero: Static Cling!
Special Ability:  She instantly dusts off anything she walks near.

B-Superhero: The Reader!
Special Ability: She’s able to read the mind of any domestic house cat and tell you want they’re thinking.

B-Superhero: Air Guitarist Maximus!
Special Ability: Can shred invisible air guitars better than anyone can shred the real thing.