-Find your way into as many stores and locations that have signs that warn “No shirt, no shoes, no service”.

-Convince others that being pantless is the only way to live.

-Admire your legs.

-Crank up your stereo and dance around your house, Risky Business style.

-Pretend you are professional wrestler. Grunt, flex, and pose in front of a mirror.

-Admire your excellent underwear choice for the day.

-Inform your coworkers that you take Casual Fridays to the nth degree.

-Practice doing the splits without worry of splitting your pants.

-Get a telecommuting job and remove pants from your everyday work attire entirely.

-Iron your pants.

-Be a host on a nightly news program. No one watching is going to see behind the news desk anyway.

-Convince your dumb friends that you are actually wearing invisible pants.

-Write a book about freedom, self expression, and the abolition of pockets.

-Learn to loathe Sponge Bob Square Pants more than you did before you were wearing pants.

-Make a montage to great 80′s music.

-Anytime someone asks you “Why aren’t you wearing pants?” reply with “Why are you wearing pants?”

-Find ways to spruce up your underwear like wearing a belt, ironing them for a crease, or adding more lace to the edges.

-Walk into a clothing store and insist to any employee that they have no idea why you are there, no idea, whatsoever.

-Indulge in the fact that you will save so much time in your daily routine by eliminating pants from your wardrobe.

-Lastly, make a list of things you can do that don’t require pants.