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		<title>Remarkably Satisfying</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:33:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-When Lady Gaga wore a dress made out of meat, people called her an artist. When I wore a dress made out of meat, my neighbors told the police I was a cross-dressing cannibal. -&#8221;If women didn&#8217;t exist, all the &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2011/07/remarkably-satisfying/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk With Power And Whiskey Mostly Whiskey</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Everyday is a toga party if you just stay wrapped up in your bed sheets. -There is a fine line between coloring inside the lines and coloring outside the lines. -I reward attention whores with encouragement. Encouragement for them to &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2011/06/drunk-with-power-and-whiskey-mostly-whiskey/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Concentration Problems Like Hey Look Cupcakes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2011 19:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Johnson and Johnson really dropped the ball with their shampoo products. Tear free shampoo is nice, but how about going the distance for a shampoo that provides a boost in self esteem or one that tells you jokes every time &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2011/06/concentration-problems-like-hey-look-cupcakes/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks For The Venom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 02:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-I’d like to see a lumberjack try to get aboard an airplane with a suitcase full of axes and a chainsaw as his carryon. -Your success at living with scars isn’t determined by how well you conceal them, but by &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2011/05/thanks-for-the-venom/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Rainbow Sprinkles Fix Everything</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:05:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Some days you feel like you are truly in charge of your own destiny and nothing is impossible. This week though, it’s really feeling like fate has me by the balls while lady luck is riverdancing on my face. -On &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2010/09/rainbow-sprinkles-fix-everything/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Just Say When</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 16:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-The future is as certain as the possibility that I’m not wearing pants. -I try to always keep a folding chair in the room with me. You just never know when a pro wrestler might stop by. -Take a real &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2010/07/just-say-when/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Only Took A Day</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ -The expression &#8220;Stick it where the sun doesn&#8217;t shine.&#8221; has no validity on a nudist beach. -The more I look around at the world today, the more I&#8217;m convinced that the Tree of Wisdom was axed down to make room for &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2010/03/it-only-took-a-day/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>So Awesome It Hurts When I Pee</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 18:36:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-I can&#8217;t dance; I don&#8217;t even pretend to be okay at it. So, at parties I just tell people I have a basal ganglia problem and they leave me alone about it. Unfortunately, then they spread rumors thinking it&#8217;s an &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2009/12/so-awesome-it-hurts-when-i-pee/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>As Serious As An Erection Problem</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now that the turkey meat is out of my system and my brain has left the molasses state and returned to &#8220;normal&#8221;, I&#8217;m happy to be back and writing again. -In my best estimates, I&#8217;d say that about half of &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2009/12/as-serious-as-an-erection-problem/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Black And White And Read All Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Love is in the air, I can feel it filling my nostrils and I think it&#8217;s going to make me vomit. -Playing with fire is a good way to get burnt. Playing with donuts is a good way to get &#8230; <a href="http://www.amazinglymundane.com/2009/07/black-and-white-and-read-all-over/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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