There are so many religions in the world today, which one of them is correct?
None of them.
With all of these great releases heading our way, which movie is going to be the biggest this summer?
They’re all going to be pretty much the same size seeing as how they are all played on the same size screens.
My girlfriend smells kind of bad downstairs, how can I tell her without making her upset?
Barf on it and hope that she gets the hint.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If a woodchuck wanted to chuck wood, and it is a healthy woodchuck in question, then a wood chuck can chuck approximately 361.9237 cubic centimeters of wood each day.
What’s the best line to use in order to pick someone up at a bar?
“Are those pants from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.” If that doesn’t get them hook, line and sinker, then it just wasn’t meant to be.
What’s the best way to pass time when you’re bored?
Kill zombies. No one needs more killin’ than zombies.
What’s the best way to save money in these harsh economic times?
Put all of your money in a shoe box and bury it somewhere then let someone hit you in the head with a bat until you forget where you put it.
