This is how to cure a sore throat.
He put the ninja in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Save water - bathe with a friend!
I bet it's kind of hard to dance in, but the colors are pretty.
You have to start with the most important part.
Parenting sure is easy!
This is why when a sign says "Don't Feed The Birds" you don't feed the fucking birds!
Oh, she almost fooled me!
It's the big-ear committee.
This is the equivalent of an adult playing tennis with a bean bag chair full of rocks.
Possibly the best t shirt ever created.
Las Fantasticas Tortugas!!!1!1!
I want this wallpaper because I would enjoy becoming cross eyed and barfing everytime I enter my room.
There is a price to being too efficient.
Justice is served.
Hope he didn't dent her trunk. Zing!
I'm sure I've seen this on America's Funniest Home Videos... circa 1994.
Why do Asians hate the rest of the world?
Protect the jelly filling, serve it directly to our mouth.
Son of a beach.
Brains - It's whats for dinner!
She is using the force of grace and beauty to tip toe herself into stardom.
There should be more beer involved with ping pong. I think there's a really great idea for a fun drinking game behind that.
The real life Lion King.
Parents of The Year 1886
"High five bro."
Batman really let himself go...
Not the fashion photography your parents thought you were majoring in.
There, all fixed!
The sound of a thousand drummers drumming is a lot like the sound of a headache.
Spoilers from the next Twilight movie.
We call this one The Slingshot!
Look out for the turtleneck!
She looks like one of the villains from The Fifth Element.
Must have been texting.
Some things are just better left in the dark.
I dug a hole halfway to China on a par 4 once.
For the record: elephant > lizard.
When he's not sniffing butts he solves crimes and mysteries.
This is almost as cool as my tattoo of Oprah riding on a unicorn.
Hold the chicken noodle, I'd like the Jack Daniels please.
The only class I ever looked forward to and the other time I ever wanted to sit in the front row.
I want him nowhere near my chimney.
Cute factor of 300%!
Wow! They look just like her!
I bought it with my invisible space bucks.
Everyone loves honesty.
The safety word is "sugar cookies".
I've called this cable lady out to my house 8 times now and I don't even have a television.
There is no such thing as a beer that's too big.
I like to picture Jesus as a little 6lb zombie-slaying baby.
Wrestling on ice! Finally!
This is a better version of the snowman melting into a person after eating Campbell's soup commercial.
Like a hot dog is to summer, it's not really winter until you make your first snow sex scene.
Which often leads to the one ring of divorce: murdering.
"You gotta get with the times man."
It kinda looks like the monster with the tentacle beard in Pirates of the Caribbean.
I say we eat the dumb fucks and do the world a favor.
Even though they're checking out the girl, two guys on one bike still looks homosexual.
This is either a creative portrait or the results of a really fucked up crime scene investigator.
Just as annoying as the movies and the usual fans... Just hotter. Call me.
If a Nintendo Wii isn't on your girlfriends Christmas list, add it.
Google is the ultimate relationship counselor.
Quit playing with yourself.
Time to bring out the big guns and finally show those pesky kids next door who's boss.
Mmmmm, smokey soup and warm creamy taoacco.
Bullies are everywhere.
He shoots! He scores!
The coolest kickflip ever performed, ever.
Now you can say "Happy Birthday!" and give them your condolences on their dead pet in just one card! Perfect for this recession economy.
If Barbie had wings.
When you ladies need some extra "support" ...and I'm not around, of course.
This is a replica of David, not Ken.
I want to use them to hang my pirate hat.
Just another day at the office.
Signs that it's time for a vacation.
"Good Game" - it's not just for men anymore.
Easy mode - On.
Winter has arrived, good luck.
A scene from the reimagining of Stallone's Cliffhanger featuring hampsters. Voiced by Tim Allen and Tom Hanks.
Staying fit from BEYOND THE GRAAAAAAAAVE!
For that "I just totally pooped my pants" look you've been trying to achieve all these years.
Secrets - They're a great way to stare at cleavage.
No need for maids here!
You know you've scored a winner when they tell you "No, no, keep the jacket on."
That should hold it.
It's really tough playing James Bond... always gotta be holding the legs of models and shit.
Figures, soon as skating goes out of style they come up with the skates I was looking for all along.
The emo wall is sad because he can't swim and depressed because he doesn't have hands to cut himself.
Imma eat your face!
You can't argue with a good venn diagram.
"Don't worry it won't hurt a bit."
The world's first real life comic book character.
Which one of them do you think is the most drunk?
Looks like someone is about to get right-click-close-d.
The sprinkles mean it's magical!
I hope he paid good money for this seat and I hope there is a nest of angry woodpeckers at the top of this pillar too.
You can't fix stupid.
If Arnold can play with dolls, I can play with dolls.
Advertising money well spent.
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