If your mom was the teacher for one of your classes, how much would that suck and why?
Compare and contrast: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers.
Five Second Rule. Explain.
If you weren’t at school right now, where would you be and what would you be doing? Consider including how much fun you’d be having, and how shitty you just realized your day really is.
What does Batman have stored in his belt?
What’s your favorite movie that, as far as you know, is not based on a book?
Zip-close binders: pro’s, con’s and how long did it take for the zipper to break on yours?
Are page-hole reinforcements really a necessary school supply?
Why is it that only geography teachers call “colored pencils” “map pencils”?
Why are bras great?
If you were in charge of the cafeteria, money is no option, and everyone liked the same food you do, what food would be served? How hungry are you now? How bad is our current cafeteria food? Are you a little less hungry now?
If you determined the school dress code, what would it be?
Write a short story in the dialogue of a pirate.
Wasn’t show-and-tell awesome? Discuss.
Write an instructional guide to making an effective diorama.
Write about how much you hate writing essays.
Write a persuasive paper about the negativities of wearing pants.
Don’t even write a paragraph; just doodle something in the margins.